an iphone alarm went off and that jolt of adrenaline was the only time i really felt anything during the movie

If you like Rosalina I'd probably sit this one out

"What happened to the castle?"- “It died”🥀🕊️

Why bother with storytelling when jingling the proverbial shiny keys in front of audience’s faces for 100 minutes guarantees a billion dollars? Will go hard for Cocomelon fans.

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